High Anxiety: The Angst Of Tardy TV Watching

If there were a life report card, I would be marked down as TV Tardy. I can’t seem to catch up to anything. And every day I fall farther behind. I have the domesticated middle-aged person’s equivalent of dating anxiety: Whom to commit to when there are so many options out there? Thanks a lot, Golden Age of TV. You’ve made me feel out-of-touch, anxious, lazy and disloyal.